❝ The person who broke you can’t be the one to fix you. Remember that. ❞
Note to self (1/?)
unless that person is you
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
can i be a stay-at-home parent but without the kids
i want you all to know i have found someone that i love and want to spend the rest of my life with
it’s me
remember kids: love yourself
"obama is fuckin up"
true
"should have voted for the other guy"
FALSE
how about "the government is fucking up and obama is nothing more but a figure head to take the heat of all the congress’s dumbass decisions" The president isnt a dictator. he doesnt get to choose 100000000% by himself what happens to this country, hence the term democracy.
oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something
*includes a funeral playlist in my will*
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
- teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
- me: the bourgeois
- teacher: what
- me: what
- karl marx: nice
i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble
wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch